The Wii Is a Plastic Box of Death
Feb 7th, 2007 by Chris
The end is nigh! With the release of the Nintendo Wii, we are now training our children to become instruments of death!
The latest from Wired News comes “The Wii Is a Plastic Box of Death”.
With great quotes such as,
Studies indicate that the Wiimote is the most ballyhooed video-game controller of all time by 3.5 kilohypes.
and
For instance, take this so-called “bowling.” What practical application could there be for throwing massive, dense balls at people? Yes, in the game they’re called “pins” but I think we can all see that they’re supposed to represent toddlers.
you know that they must be on to something.
Hey I like the Wii very much…if I could get one I would…lol..but they are too popular still…. I know the only thing I was on was cough medicine and it was the non drowsy kind ..lol…
Its fun and its harder then you think, especially when you are lefty instead of the righty like everyone else. I think my favorite game on the Wii is bowling…lol…let’s just say they remind me of the people version of the Veggie tale animation, how they are able to hold things with out arms or legs.
anyways that’s just my two cents…
Yeah, if I could find one, um… and had the money, I’d buy one
Though I’m not too keen on that exercise while you play aspect…